Oh, do I have stories for you. But sadly, no time at the moment to do anything other than pop in and say hi.
But, when I come back, I'll be telling you a few things--
1. About Easter. (Oh wait. I probably need to wait my standard two month lag-time to blog about events in our lives, don't I?)
2. About our recent trip to Puerto Rico. Where a man informed me that I have, and I quote, "heavy legs."
Thank you sir, for that lovely self-esteem booster. And allow me to suggest that you take a course in What Not To Say To Women. Here's a spoiler: It will definitely include the word "heavy."
3. About how HGTV is still here working on our house. Which is difficult when you enjoy constantly wearing yoga pants and no makeup. And when they enjoy popping out with cameras.
4. And finally, about how I had part 2 of my root canal surgery the other day. (Did you know there are multiple steps in a root canal. Neither did I.) During the procedure, my anesthesia wore off, and I could FEEL EVERY DARN BIT OF IT.
Do you want to guess what the Dr. said to me?
Calm down, hon.
It hurt so much, I actually kicked the seat. Mainly because I couldn't reach the doctor.
12 hours ago