...productivity, stainless steel wipes, Anthropologie, and lavender-scented dryer sheets.
Things that make me unhappy....a certain printer company, who, if I were nice, would remain nameless, but after 5 days of getting the run-around by said printer company (whose name starts with an "H" and ends with a "P"....oops), I am so over being nice.
So over it.
(Although my version of mean is sadly un-scary and un-intimidating, and probably makes people want to laugh.)
Let me tell you something else that makes me slightly unhappy (if by "slightly," I mean "ragingly"): Talking to Dot in Arkansas for multiple rounds of technical support. (Really, HP? REALLY? Dot in Arkansas?!)
Multiple rounds of technical support.
On a brand-new printer.
That we purchased less than a week ago.
It also makes me rather unhappy to hear Dot in Arkansas tell me to "please hold, while I research the problem."
REALLY, DOT?! I KNOW HOW TO WORK THE GOOGLE TOO, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANY ANSWERS, DOT! WIKIPEDIA ISN'T GONNA TELL YOU HOW TO FIX THIS. QUIT "INSTRUCTING" ME TO TURN MY COMPUTER ON AND OFF. I WOULD THROW THIS PRINTER OUT THE WINDOW IF I COULD PICK IT UP AND GET SOME GOOD MOMENTUM GOING! BUT SINCE THAT'S DOUBTFUL, I'M GONNA YELL AT YOU IN ALL CAPS, DOT!
Like the sassy consumer that I am. Try not to be too scared, now.
4 hours ago