Well, I'm sure you will all be just shocked to know that I've been on vacation. Because I'm nothing if not super-crafty when it comes to letting people (and by "people" I mean "Internet creepers") know that I'm away from home.
Or, perhaps a two-plus week silence could actually indicate that I'm away from home?
(On the other hand, it could also indicate that I'm too lazy to be a real blogger.)
We just got back from a family vacation to Eleuthera, one of the more remote islands in the Bahamas. It. was. awesome. Since Internet and phone service isn't great (and by "not great," I mean, "will cost you about a billion dollars per use"), I wasn't able to blog while I was away.
(As if that would've happened anyway. Let's be honest.)
SO, here's our vacation, by the numbers:
Bahamian island with some of the prettiest beaches I've ever seen.: ONE
Number of episodes of American Idol watched at local restaurant Ship to Shore: TWO
Previously watched episodes of American Idol by Sherri in life: ZERO
Times John and I danced in a public restaurant: SEVERAL
Number of restaurant patrons, other than our family, during said dancing: ZERO (thankfully)
Crazy van photos: Approximately 42
Times Sherri finger-pointed and made weird faces during van photos: TOO MANY
Books stored on my kindle prior to the trip: About 37
John's level of unhappiness over the bill from amazon prior to the trip: HIGH (there may not even be a number to describe it)
Scooter rides: TWO
Bugs that flew in my MOUTH and STUNG ME during said scooter rides: ONE (and it was one too many, thankyouverymuch)
Maxi-dresses worn (by me, not John. Thank goodness): MANY
It was a fantastic vacation.....despite missing AG like CRAZY. And despite crying every night after skyping with her. And despite the fact that I get seasick if I even so much as float in the ocean, which basically prevents me from any and all water sports.
By the way, did I mention what Eleuthera is known for? Water sports.
But there's always my kindle. Right, John?
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