Today.....

I slept in......went running.....saw John Mayer walking down the street in Soho......did NOT scream "your body is a wonderland!"......went shopping......received a marriage proposal.....did NOT accept said proposal.....consumed one delicious red velvet cupcake, approximately 95 cheese straws from Dean and Deluca, and about 1000 extra calories.....ate a hot dog from a street vendor.....and am about to go have Italian food for the 3rd time in 2 days. 

Did I mention that I'm in NYC?

Attention burglars--I have a housesitter.  And a huge dog.  Who will not hesitate to bite you.  And a sniper tower (in my mind).  And nothing valuable.  The end.