Crafty

Here's what happens when I either A) have too much coffee, or B) am procrastinating.  Or (let's be honest here), C) a combination of both. 

Are you as afraid as I am?  I got all 3rd-grade crafty up on this gift bag.
Who am I?

(No.  Really.  Who am I?)

As I noted on the bag, no less, clearly I may have too much time on my hands. 

And too much coffee in my system. 

And probably (hopefully) more important things to be doing than making hot pink Christmas-y gift bags!

*Disclaimer:  If you would like a tutorial on how to make a fancy, custom Christmas gift-bag, I am happy to provide one.  On the other hand, if you have even a grade-school education, I am sure you can figure it out.