Gross

Baby boogers?  They just DO. ME. IN.  I would rather change a million dirty diapers than use that bulb sucker, and pull some long, stringy booger out of AG's nose. (Sorry, I needed to make sure you were as uncomfortable as I am just thinking about it). 

I'm literally almost on the floor every time John does it.  Because Lord knows, that's not a mommy's job.  At least not this mommy's. 

And no wonder she freaks out like we're pulling her fingernails off one by one....who knows what kind of meltdown I'd be capable of if someone came at me with that thing.